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| Current music: | Send in the Clowns by Judy Collins |
| Entry tags: | jokes |
Brief Jokes
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
---”Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!“
What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A little boy went up to his father and asked : ”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? “
His father replied, after thinking for a moment: ”Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.“
Jimmy’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : ”Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.“
The mother wrote back the next day : ”If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father !“
After reading these wiki jokes, did I get a wiki smile from you? Good Day!
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