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Joke: He Did It Again
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
---"Just water," replied the priest.
The trooper says with a sly smile, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest first looks at the bottle on the floor and then at the state trooper and saids innocently, "Good Lord! He’s done it again!"
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