A drunk guy was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a strange-looking lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a chubby blue genie atop a puff of smoke.

“Thank you for releasing me, Master.  You have three wishes, please choose them wisely," said the Genie.

The surprised guy, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer, smashes it on some rocks and says, “I want a beer that will never run out.”

*Poof*

A large bottle of beer appears in front of the smashed guy. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The guy being very content starts waggling away.

“Where are you going?” asks the Genie. “You still have two other wishes left!”

“Well," replied the boozed guy, “Give me two more of these!”